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No Speaking Before Coffee cross-stitch pattern

£10.00

It's silly o'clock and your household is perky and ready for the day to get started. You, on the other hand, are as grumpy as a grizzly who's been roused from hibernation far too early. Just quietly point to the framed stitches by the espresso machine. Silence, after all, is golden.

This cross-stitch pattern is printed alongside 19 other sassy (sometimes rude) samplers in the punchy pattern book, I Got 99 Problems But A Stitch Ain't One.

The pattern uses only full cross-stitch, and a how-to section in the book includes all you need to know to get started, making it ideal for beginners as well as maverick stitchers.

Get this cross-stitch pattern, plus 19 others including some 'not safe for work' patterns containing swear words, e.g.:
- Haters gonna hate
- Shit happens
- Hugs not drugs
- Selfie-free zone
- Alpha as fuck
- No speaking before coffee
- I'm sorry for what I did when I was hangry
- I make it tequila o'clock

Each hardback book is personally signed by the author, Genevieve Brading, designer and founder of Floss & Mischief. If you would like your copy to be dedicated to someone in particular (whether yourself or a friend), please confirm which name to write, in the comments box at the bottom of the checkout page.

Delivery: UK £3.99, Europe £8.99, elsewhere £17.99 - flat rate, how ever many items in your basket. For free delivery on orders over £40, use code 40YAY at checkout. See our delivery page for more details.

Please read our delivery, refund and terms of sale before purchasing. Images shown are for illustration purposes only, © Octopus Publishing Group Ltd / Floss & Mischief. Not suitable for children!