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Alpha As Fuck cross-stitch pattern
There are many ways to be the leader of the pack. Nowadays there are subtler methods of asserting authority, like saying it in 'twee' cross-stitch.
This cross-stitch pattern is printed alongside 19 other sassy (sometimes rude) samplers in the punchy pattern book, I Got 99 Problems But A Stitch Ain't One.
The pattern uses only full cross-stitch, and a how-to section in the book includes all you need to know to get started, making it ideal for beginners as well as maverick stitchers.
Get this cross-stitch pattern, plus 19 others including some 'not safe for work' patterns containing swear words, e.g.:
- Haters gonna hate
- Shit happens
- Hugs not drugs
- Selfie-free zone
- Alpha as fuck
- No speaking before coffee
- I'm sorry for what I did when I was hangry
- I make it tequila o'clock
Each hardback book is personally signed by the author, Genevieve Brading, designer and founder of Floss & Mischief. If you would like your copy to be dedicated to someone in particular (whether yourself or a friend), please confirm which name to write, in the comments box at the bottom of the checkout page.
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